We were headed somewhere, and the four of us are in the car—both special snowflakes along with my lovely red headed wife and I. Whatever our intended destination, we’ve driven into Virginia.
“Virginia is for losers,” Special Snowflake #1 announces, misreading the iconography on the welcome sign.
My lovely red headed wife and I correct her as we’re laughing. Nothing against the residents of Virginia, but it was pretty funny.
And now I can’t unsee it… but maybe you’re a better person, or at least more mature than me.